posted 03/24/2008 (Mon) @ 06:01 pm
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I hate spam. Every time a new way of interacting with people is invented, a new way of spamming them is invented along with it. This is why I have come to love interacting with people in any fashion.
On the brightside, we can make them choke. Usually, there’s an easy and humorously satisfying method of retaliation for most types of spam.
Getting too many worthless coupons and dupe credit card offers? Simply grab the postage paid return envelopes that came with your new crappy credit card offer, shove all of the worthless coupons and a large rock inside, and drop it off at your local post office. The credit card companies eat the bill on all the extra postage, but never fear: they’ll now have a free 10% off coupon for Scotch dry cleaning to fix their pants when they shit themselves.
Email spam - any kind of electronic spam, really - has plagued me for as long as I’ve used a computer connected to the Internet. And now that I have a Wordpress-based site, I get blog and comment spam. There’s no real good way to retaliate short of spewing ultimately useless profanity and obscene photographs their way (which I wholeheatedly encourage, anyway). The best I can do is alert other people.
A quick Google search confirms that alina77vere@gmail.com is a soulless, blog-spamming, sub-human monster. Please send anything atrociously bad that you may have in your possession his/her way.
Tags: annoyance, death, irritation, misery, pain, spam
