posted 03/24/2009 (Tue) @ 01:08 pm
>>> Humor, Music Reviews
“This is why Pitchfork sucks.”
Scrapple.tv presents a “trusted panel of elder music critics [spinning] the latest in alt-rock, hip-hop, and beyond!”
The star of the show is undoubtedly Mr. Joe Walker, “America’s most beloved unemployed actor,” who seems at times near comatose while listening to Young Jeezy or Fuck Buttons (not that I can blame him), but opens up afterward with nuggets of gold:
“I wonder how this would go over with some of our more prominent black people who have fought so hard for the black race, and then this guy destroys it with a song like this. [..] We have some Girl Scout cookies on the table today. Don’t forget your Girl Scouts, and buy a box of cookies and enjoy them. I love the Thin Mints.”
Don’t we all?
About the Decemberists: “They used to be known as the Novemberists. [...] Maybe we ought to hold back on the rating because they could get worse, or they could get better. Who knows?”
Someone start that cover band, now!
If you have to watch YouTube, Breakfast at Sulimay’s is a winner. Joanna Newsom and Pitchfork get creamed harder than the corn in a school cafeteria. My heart soars like a hawk.
The Thermals, Joanna Newsom, The Decemberists, Clipse
Joe Walker interviews the Fuck Buttons
Young Jeezy, Animal Collective
Tags: breakfast at sulimay's, clipse, decemberists, elderly, joanna newsom, joe walker, pitchfork, record reviews, thermals
