posted 04/01/2009 (Wed) @ 06:49 pm
>>> Music Reviews
Nickelback - Dark Horse (2008)
Hindered by Default
- Something In Your Mouth
- Burn It To The Ground
- Gotta Be Somebody
- I’d Come For You
- Next Go Round
- Just To Get High
- Never Gonna Be Alone
- Shakin’ Hands
- S.E.X.
- If Today Was Your Last Day
- This Afternoon
aww yeah brah, nickleback is the shit!!! let me tell you i have been a fan since CURBED witch was they’re first cd actually. ok not many ppl no this but nickleback are named after me!!! cuz chad usta werk at a store and he had 2 give me back nickles cuz i wood bye my chew with dolla dolla bills yall hahaha. alrite enuff jibber jabber lemme give you a run down of teh trax and my ratings booooooooooooooy!!!!1111
1. Something In Your Mouth 10/10 - fuckin sweet song. chad rites such good lyrics dat british ppl want 2 ban him from speaking in der country. lol its like they want 2 put something in his mouth!!
2. Burn It To The Ground 1/10 - i took points off b-cuz have u evah tried 2 pick up a “fistful of whiskey” like in this song????? it is really fuckin hard dawg i aint kiddin. so fuck off chad 4 trickin me like that and no da bottle doesnt bite U unless its really a dawg or a rabid koala or somethin. damn man fuck koalas dude, dey think their all pimp an shit but their just all gay sittin up in eucalyptus trees eatin n shit. fuck them
3. Gotta Be Somebody 12/10 - da lyrricks are so true man cuz everyone wants to feel like some 1 cares and deres gotta be some 1 4 me like dat… WITH SOMETHING IN THEY’RE MOUTH!!! hahahahaha
4. I’d Come For You 69/10 - i wood come for you too brah lol. this is gonna B on powerr ballads #87 4 sho-zees
5. Next Go Round 7/10 - funny story!!! one time chad covered me in jello and gave me a bath then he started up my mower and rode me up and down da lawn!!!!!! we were kinda drunk but theres nothin 2 do in canada wen all U have is jello and a lawn mower and 2 drunk guys.
6. Just To Get High 84/10 - cocaines a hell of a drug lol chapels show!! good times man good times
7. Never Gonna Be Alone 10.9947/10 - lol he wants to B alone fo-eva wit her and her pink thong and SOMETHING IN HER MOUTH!!!! hahahaha
8. Shakin’ Hands 7/10 - dis song is ok but i dont really want to have sex wit the witch from da wizard of oz shes all green and weird and even with a schoolgirl skirt dat is sum weird shit man id rather ride chads lawn mower again
9. S.E.X. 1000000000/10 - dis song is so insitefull man like wen he says s is for the simple need e is for the exstasy and x marks da spot damn dude that is sex rite there. haha u can mark my spot any day chad. lol S.A.F.E S.E.X. A.I.D.S. and C.O.N.D.U.M.S. shood be on they’re next cd fo sho lol.
10. If Today Was Your Last Day 10.847512/10 - hells yeah every day mite B ur last day dude so make shure u listen 2 good music liek nicklebakc wile u snort coke!!! or pepsi lol!!!!11
11. This Afternoon 3.14159265…/10 - i like pie dis aftanoon. and SOME KIND OF BEER IN MY MOUTH!!!!! LOL
alrite so as U can C dis is liek totaly a fuckin rockin cd and U shood go bye it rite now dude cuz nickleback is gonna B N da rocknroll hall o fame sum day and den every1 is gonna be liek dude nickleback is da shit yo just liek dey say aboot (lol “aboot” get it cuz their canadian!!) metalicka!!!!! /m\ rock on chad!!! i wood b dere drinkin & pimp slappin hoes n thongs n europe wit U but i dont think da gas stashun wood let me have time off!~!! bcuz dey are teh ghey dude u got a big brake writin songs aboot bein a drunk assh0l3 an all i get is a fuckin blue polo shirt i have 2 wash every month
… fuck u chad i hate u
Tags: april fool's, chad kroeger, crap, go postal, horrible, nickelback, ted retar, unoriginal crap
