Tuesday, March 24, 2009
“This is why Pitchfork sucks.”
Scrapple.tv presents a “trusted panel of elder music critics [spinning] the latest in alt-rock, hip-hop, and beyond!”
Translation: elderly ladies and gentlemen sitting in a diner and giving their opinions on music by Animal Collective and Fuck Buttons, among others. Affix your keyboard sneeze guards now to avoid any unfortunate sprays of soda from your nasal passage.
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Happy Election Day!

Yes, we can.
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Explaining Linux to the layman computer user
LinuxHaxor.net poses this challenge to skilled Linuxers:
You have five minutes and ten sentences to explain Linux to a complete newbie, without the geekery mumbo jumbo. What would you say?
Now, I’m not a skilled Linux “haxor” by any means, but I’ve had enough good and bad experience with Linux since I started using it a couple [...]
Thursday, September 18, 2008
That’d be a great name for a band…
You know the urge is there. Make up a fake name for your band that will never take off (or maybe would, in the right musical hands). I’ve been compiling my list for a long time, and it will never be complete.
Here are some of the best ones I’ve come up with.
Sunday, February 27, 2005
The Prayer Rug
I got a piece of mail today that has completely changed my life. Oh, sweet Jesus. Sweet Jesus is hanging on my door!
God has finally realized that I am poor, mortal, and dependent upon paper money. He is going to take care of it now. Well, it is about damn time. As an added bonus, [...]

