Monday, March 24, 2008
Extend your mortgage, refinance your penis
A quick Google search confirms that alina77vere@gmail.com is a soulless, blog-spamming, sub-human monster. I hate spam.
Sunday, January 20, 2008
Whoo-ooh-ooh, whoo-ooh-ooh…
AMC’s new show Breaking Bad has a variety of teaser promo trailers. One of them has a truly tenacious earworm in the form of a wordless song and a very simple, insidious melody. “Whoo-ooh-ooh, whoo-ooh-ooh…”
Sunday, February 27, 2005
The Prayer Rug
I got a piece of mail today that has completely changed my life. Oh, sweet Jesus. Sweet Jesus is hanging on my door!
God has finally realized that I am poor, mortal, and dependent upon paper money. He is going to take care of it now. Well, it is about damn time. As an added bonus, [...]

