Wednesday, September 21, 2005
Moments in Grace - Moonlight Survived (2004)
Bland, uncompelling crap.
Stratus
The Patient
Broken Promises
My Dying Day
We Feel The Songs
My Stunning Bride
Monologue
Distant and Longing Light
The Blurring Lines of Loss
No Angles
Don’t Leave
The Past
If the vying-for-a-position-at-an-Italian-restaurant (in terms of sheer ability to grate cheese) vocal melody that comprises “My Dying Day”’s verse riff doesn’t put this record in a coffin, the staggeringly oblivious, unintentional melodrama that is [...]
Thursday, September 15, 2005
The Kidcrash - New Ruins (2004)
The what?
Your Valley Is Our Volcano
Until The Light Kills The Film
New Ruins
Scalpel Cuts Concrete
Gun At The Parade
The Afterburn Of Being Born
Talking Underwater
Eyes That Never Hit The Sky
The Drowning Swans Song
Better than The Adultcrash, I suppose… unless the name has something to do with goats…
Ahem. More to the point, this band is not so terrible as [...]
Tuesday, June 21, 2005
Underoath - They’re Only Chasing Safety (2004)
Dear fans of our early albums,
While it was fun composing funeral dirges for Satan, who really loves those chunky, out-of-nowhere 32nd note power chord riffs we like to think we made up, our contract expired and we have officially decided to write melodies.

